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Nightlife By Type
Patong Entertainment Options
Patong, once known as the sleazy, red light district of Phuket, has undergone a period of transformation in recent years. The area’s once notorious nightlife has been tamed somewhat to make it friendlier to women, couples and families and Patong now has something for everyone. That’s not to say that you can’t find some wild action anymore – you certainly can – but it does mean that a much wider variety of entertainment options exist to make your nights in Phuket as much fun as your days.
Patong Discos and Dance Clubs
Patong plays host to several nightclubs and discos where those so inclined can let their hair down and get their boogie on. While not featuring top DJs (indeed, most clubs play the exact same music every night, sometimes more than once a night) they do have heaving dance floors and a lot of energy. Most discos in Patong charge a 100 baht admission fee but rather than being a cover charge, this is actually a drink minimum since you get a voucher and most clubs charge 100 baht for almost all drinks.
Seduction Discotheque
Seduction Discotheque has raised the bar for disco’s in Patong. Located at the northern end of Soi Bangla, to find it you just have to look for the red carpet that leads to the door! Big name DJ’s from Bangkok and around the world play here on occasion, one of which is Judge Jules (UK).
A mixed Thai and tourist crowd packs the club most nights of the week to party to whatever’s hot with an R&B theme on the first floor and house/dance on the second, a vivacious atmosphere is virtually guaranteed. Swanky décor includes colour changing chandeliers which hang above the bars, on the second floor the circular DJ booth is raised up in the middle of the dancefloor which also has palm trees dotted around. Unusually for a disco the even the toilets are plush and clean!
Banana Disco 
The oldest and one of the most popular discos in Patong still packs em’ in after 10 years! An outdoor bar area directly in front of the air-conditioned disco, usually has a live band until around 11pm, and makes an ideal venue to survey the talent before before getting up-close-and-personal inside.
Despite the crowds (especially around midnight) Banana rarely has any trouble, mainly due to good music, efficient bar staff and strict ID policy that keeps the very young out.
A cover charge (200 Baht which includes the first drink) ensures Patong’s working ladies remain at arms length – at least for most of the week. Mainly House music with some old favs depending on the crowd. Patong’s international crowd ensures you’ll never have the same experience twice. Located right on the Beach Road, close the entrance of Soi Bangla.
Safari Disco and Pub
Patong’s late night disco venue, Safari often stays open long after everywhere else has closed. Outside speakers mean you can dance indoors or outside where bar areas are set up among the rocks and greenery. Faux rocks surround a pond in a lovable kitsch jungle type atmosphere. As well as grooving to the sounds, you can also show off on the climbing wall outside, or listen to live bands in the air-conditioned inside.
Safari only gets going after midnight and heats up in the wee hours. Since most people have already had a few drinks, the mood here is almost always buoyant with good music that keeps just keeps it going. Safari seems to stay open later than the other discos. Free entry.
Located on the outskirts of town, on the road towards Karon, just south of Patong.
Tiger Disco and Bars
Enter the slightly surreal world of Tiger! Crouching tigers and a fantastic hooded cobra mark the entrance to this extravagant entertainment venue just off Soi Bangla. It’s like entering a set from the Flintstones!
Downstairs, the bars offering a platter of groovy music and pole dancers draw in a mixed international crowd looking for a party! Designed like a colourful and rather bizarre cave, outdoor bars like the Hot Rock Bar occupy the main ground level while the disco located an upper floor above the bars is usually packed most nights of the week. Hang around the bars and be entertained by the girls. Located Soi Bangla.
Baya Beach
One of Patong’s original hot spots, Baya Beach always seems to be celebrating a party of some sort! The entrance is often covered in balloons and the girls appeal to male egos by wearing outfits last seen on Barbie in the 90′s. Baya is a kind of legendary mini-disco and party place which you either love or hate.
VIP
Next door, VIP with its shiny chrome interior, still draws a Thai and international crowd of Patong party-goers with a mix of excellent music and a mini dance floor. Across the road, Rio seems to have broken out of the mould with salsa sounds – an excellent alternative to the pounding rock belted out by 90% of Patong’s bar owners, and comfy seats! All located at the junction of Rat-U-Thit Rd and Bangla Rd.
SOUND Phuket
Whether you like electronic music, hip-hop and R n’ B or House music, SOUND promises to deliver the ultimate indoor clubbing experience to all partygoers at a typically outdoor destination resort.
SOUND features a 19m long LED screen that interacts with music, state-of-the-art club lighting equipment and cutting-edge sound system. Everything is aimed at creating an out-of-body experience. Designed and conceived by the people who brought you Bed Supperclub, SOUND’s interior is a mix of science fiction and ultra-sleek production design based on the concept of the "human ear".
Located at the resort destination of Patong in Phuket, Thailand, SOUND aims to be a must visit club for any guests looking for fun, uniqueness and contemporary clubbing experience.
While Patong’s discos and dance clubs don’t compare in size or sophistication with their Ibiza counterparts, they do offer a groovy fun atmosphere. The fashion police are noticeably absent, which makes for a friendly and generally welcoming place to groove, so before you say " I don’t dance," check them out; but not before 11pm!
Go-Go Bars in Patong Beach
This is the reason why many people come to Patong in the first place – sexy young girls barely wearing bikinis swaying seductively to the music. Go-Go bars aren’t the raunchy circuses they used to be but they still provide plenty to look at. According to the law, there is no actual nudity anymore but these rules are often bent if not outright ingnored.
Drink prices tend to be higher in Go-Go bars but this is offset by the fact that many of the girls in them are free to come and go as they please, with no bar fine involved. Soi Seadragon has the most go-go bars in Patong, with Playschool, Showgirls, Lolita and The Heights. Next door is Rock Hard Café, above Club Rio, which has (some say) the sexiest dancers around. Dragon Club is also popular, but some think the music is a little on the loud side.
Phuket Beer Bars or (Bar Beers!) 
The quintessential Patong entertainment, a beer bar is one of the countless little places that are jam-packed together on the bar streets and sois of Patong. These places uniformally employ numerous pretty hostesses whose job is to lure patrons by various means. The most common tactic is simply to stand out front and repeat "Hello, welcome" like a mantra to anyone who walks by.
Once you’re in the bar, expect to be surrounded by these girls who will lavish attention on you like you’re Hugh Heffner and entice you to play a game of connect four or hammer-the-nail-into-the-block-of-wood.
Be wary if a girl wants to bet on one of these games; they have little else to do during the day time and spend lots of time practicing. The day you beat a bar girl at connect four you’ve been in Patong way too long. The games are just a diversion, however as the real entertainment is the girls themselves. For a modest fee you can relieve her of her bar duties for an evening on the town.
If you’d like to spend a little more time with her, that can usually be arranged as well; for that you and your new friend will have to come to your own arrangement. Beer bars are ubiquitous in Patong and there’s no shortage, just head to one of the many sois off of Bangla and you’ll be hip deep in them. A few of the better ones are The Point, Sharky Bar and Black Cat.
Sports Bars
Sports Bars in Phuket generally divide into two concepts: Those with large TV screens and pool tables along with a darts board and those with just large TV screens. You will be informed ahead of time about sporting events by announcements – generally outside the bar.
Champs Sports Bar in the diagonal soi leading to Soi Kepsup from Song Roi Pee Road has Monday night darts competitions with pool every night. Thursdays are for organised team pool. They even organise golf outings if you have enough time to book one.
The Aussie Bar on Soi Bangla is reliable for atmosphere and fun. With a total of 20, yes 20 large TV screens you’re not going to miss any goals here. Free WiFi. The main sports shown here are Aussie Rules Rugby and Rugby itself.
Speaking of Australian sports bars Billabong ("We’ve got a Pommy manager but he’s okay") on Soi San Sabai is also another friendly venue to chill out in as it is air conditioned.
Margarita’s on the corner of Soi Bangla with Rat-U-Thit Road also shows live sports although they sometimes compete with live music but some people go for that sort of thing!
For those who like plush surroundings while watching their sport, check out the cool lobby of Millennium Resort (Beachside wing) next to Jungceylon. The lobby bar features two large screen TV’s showing different sports channels as well as a pool table. The resort even reserves one of its meeting rooms as a sports venue when a major sporting event is on.
Over in Le Meridien, the downstairs Patong Bar features large-screen sports.
If the match you were hoping to see is not on in one, just keep on looking and you’ll find it.
Music Pubs 
If you’re all about the music then you have plenty of options in Patong. There are quite a few places where the most important thing going is the tunes.
Molly Malone’s features Celtic music nightly, Banana Club (below the disco) also features live bands, as does Margaritas, at the Rat-U-Thit/Bangla intersection..
Saxophone (Beach Road, north end) is the latest venue to elevate the music scene in Patong. Cloned from the original Saxophone in Bangkok, famous for its quality jazz, R & B and reggae Saxophone Phuket has some excellent musicians and a relaxed unpretentious atmosphere. It’s the kind of place where you can just get up and dance to quality live music and feel totally unembarrassed.
Rock City (Beach Road, north end)
All you metal fans requiring your daily dose should head to Rock City. Among the head banging bands is a AC/DC tribute band that just belts it out. Various live bands pump up the volume with cover versions of Scorpions, Van Halen, Metallica and other vintage metal. For die hard rockers there’s Rock City on Rat-U-Thit road
The enthusiastic house bands at Scruffy Murphy’s and Molly Malone’s rarely fail to rouse the crowds, while the band at 2 Black Sheep usually coaxes more than a few out to the dance floor.
Live music has also hit the beach road with the rather obvious realisation by the hotels that people like to sit out in the open and listen to live music. (Strange but true) Some of the larger restaurants now offer a live band with your lobster at places like The Port at Banthai Beach Resort, featuring a lively and talented Filipino band.
On the corner of Soi Bangla and Rat-U-Thit road, Tai Pan, Safari and Star Club all feature a mix of live and DJ-spun music. A lesser-known spot called Relics, on Sai Namyen Rd, is very popular with local Thais and packs people in most nights.
Upscale Bars/Cocktail Lounges
Its not all girlie bars and go-gos in Patong. There are some more refined places with style and class where you can sip something sexy in trendy surroundings. Club Rio is a cool place to check out some latin jazz and dig the scene on Bangla Road.
The Patong Bay Garden Resort has a lovely and quiet cocktail lounge, located right on the beach, while Joe’s Downstairs also features a hip piano bar overlooking the rocky headland at the beach’s north end. La Baia has lots of comfortable seating and a sophisticated vibe and The Sofa is filled with plush sofas and armchairs from which to have a martini.
Cabarets & Transvestite Shows

Once upon a time if you wanted to see boys who pretend to be girls (so well that it’s hard to tell they’re boys – if they still are) then you had one choice: Simon Cabaret. Combining glamour, song, dance, comedy and elaborate staging, this was a one of a kind experience; the sort of thing you could only see in Phuket.
Although Simon Cabaret is the first (and some say still the best), a number of other ladyboy cabarets have sprung up in recent years, such as Sphinx, My Way Cabaret and Moulin Rose. The shows, costumes and performers get more and more extravagant every year as each theatre raises the bar and dares the others to match them, but one thing remains the same: it’s the kind of thing you can only see in Thailand.
Muay Thai in Phuket
Thai boxing is one of the world’s most devastating martial arts and a Muay Thai match is a spectacle not to be missed. Muay Thai fighters train by slamming their shins against progressively harder surfaces until are the nerves are dead and their bones become iron bars. In addition to these punishing kicks, Muay Thai boxers use an arsenal of elbow and knee strikes to punish their opponents.
A dynamic and varied style of combat, it’s much more exciting than western boxing. Which sounds better – two weapons or eight? Part of the fun of Thai boxing is immersing yourself in the environment ringside.
The traditional music that rises and falls to match the pace of the fight, bookies circulating through the crowd taking bets, local patrons cheering on their favourite fighters. You can get a taste of Muay Thai at Thailand boxing, there are many ‘show’ stadiums where you can watch the action for the price of a beer.
These stadiums and fights aren’t exactly the real deal, though, so if you want to watch some serious action check out Phuket Boxing Stadium here you will find all the information you need on Muay Thai in Thailand.
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